Meddy Ford
Nude

With a name like Meddy Ford one would almost expect a blonde, hot, and very skin-ful lady to grace the screen for our viewing (and wanking) pleasure. It’s not too far from the truth, either. Meddy Ford floored everyone with her performance in Get Him to the Greek (2010), pairing ber fine acting chops with a peek at her twin peaks. Mad for more Maddy? She puts the “vision” in television on shows like Paris Hilton’s British Best Friend, Skins, and Ruddy Hell! It’s Harry and Paul. You’d think that after a skin-ful debut as tantalizing as Meddy’s, her filmography would be positively drenched in masturbation fuel. You’d be wrong, too. Meddy Ford has the name of a porn star but the proclivities of a horny librarian that only starts stripping when she has had a few too many drinks. If you care to see what Meddy has been working on in recent years (and by recent we mean about a decade ago), she can be found on a short film called Clowning Around (2013). She plays the role of Krystelle, which may or may not be the name of a stripper. It’s impossible to say because we can’t find the short anywhere to find out for ourselves. While our blue balls get bluer waiting for Ford’s resurgence as a skin-ful talent to watch, Skin Central will continue watching our radars for any blips from Meddy. Perhaps all she needs is another role with Russell Brand? Whatever it takes, lets get it done!